If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches