majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

ha

haha

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I’m so fucking alone

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via jackdonaghy)

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

(via p-umpkinsandhorcruxes)